Window A couple Alan Murphy and Siobhan Doyle
TUE 31st MARCH DAY 4
- Siobhan’s story……..
So we are down to the final two! Four unfortunate individuals at the mercy of what can only be described as Satan’s henchmen!
Yesterdays challenge was an assault on all the senses and humiliating to boot! I had the lovely Jessica as my partner, bound together in the spooning position in our underwear with yards of clingfilm. We were coated in litres of baby oil for extra pleasure and the assaulted with snickers bars and ice-cream being wedged between us into every available space, nice! Uncomfortable to say the least, and becoming unbearable at times when an itch developed that couldn’t be scratched! We lasted for somewhere between three and four hours, though it seemed somewhat longer strangely enough! But finally, just when we were beginning to melt in our own juices, our tormentors called a halt and declared the contest a draw- RESULT!
So as it stands, myself and the oh-so-energetic Alan, together with Evan and Jessica wait in anticipation for the next battle and don’t worry, we will win the war!
- Alan’s Story…………….
Being torn away from the two other couples was bitter sweet. We had grown close to everybody and while it was sad to see them go, I was delighted to be chosen to stay.
So now it’s on. It was clear yesterday that things are definitely getting tougher as yesterdays challenge was the most difficult so far. Myself and Evan were just told to strip down, and in a completely heterosexual way, spray each other with baby oil. I had decided to wear my man-thong for the challenge not knowing what was to come. Once we were completely covered from head to toe, we were wrapped in shrink wrap in the spooning position.
I was given the position of little spoon as Evan took position behind. It was clear after the first hour, and my best attempts to freak Evan out by humping, that this was going to be a marathon and not a sprint. I dug in for the long haul and even some well timed farting could not derail Evan’s steadfast commitment.
After the second hour and no give from either party, the iGo Home army of Fergal and Peter spiced things up by shoving an iceberg ice-cream and king-size snickers between us. When it was clear just how serious we were the lads went for the more uncomfortable approach of more a baby oil and feathers. But after some well-timed singing of “Something Inside So Strong” by Evan and me on the three and a half hour mark, they finally gave up and declared it a draw.
If this is the tone for the rest of the week then it’s going to get very interesting indeed.
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